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2 reasons why Argentina became a similar country.TXT



<Last story> Argentina is on the verge of recovering from an 

oil shock wave . 

To make matters worse, the riot protests have taken place. The 

Argentine regime has beaten the 

British Declaration of War in order to solve the internal problems 


Will Britain break the ambitions of Argentina and restore the glory of the former British Empire? 
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Argentina:  It's a win! 
















Doo-Duck Falkland Occupation 















UK: Archen Chew, get out of Falkland right now.















 
Leopoldo Galltieri:  LOL I think we're not going to send troops













Secretary of Defense: You  're right ㅋㅋ Would you send an army to protect such a small piece of land? 
                  Indeed, inflation and inflation are just a few days away. 













Secretary of Defense:  And even if we're here, we've had three years of 
                  taxing. 












 
Leopoldo Galtieri:  Kya! Fortified the Falkland, as our secretary said,
                          Eh? Isn't that a war of rice?
















Two-dong















 
Leopoldo Galltieri:  ?????














Secretary of Defense:  ?????????? 















Secretary of Defense:  These fuckin's  26 fleet of British mobile fleets 



















Margaret Thatcher: Unrespected  . Argentine gentlemen .. 
                 Follow the will of the British Empire.













 






















 
Leopoldo Galtieri:  Hey bitch fucked asshole as the economy said anonda











Secretary of Defense:  haha











 
Leopoldo  Galltieri No, a little bit of a fuckin's 26 fleet? Chew bitch? 


















Margaret Thatcher: The  invitation to surrender to Argentina. Otherwise, as 
                  our army's mighty maneuver punishes Argentina 


.










 
Leopoldo Galtieri:  Ha ... but no.















Secretary of Defense:  No. There are two mothers.






















Secretary of Defense:  Hey, other guys are doing it.
                  I'm opening the British Empire. I'll show you what the sun doesn't do.















Secretary of Defense: The  Ultimate! Activation! back up! Joe G. ah island "landing"! 















Two-dong








 
Leopoldo Galtieri:  No ha ... Minister Gay, why are you there? 












Secretary of Defense:  Ah, that's what we expected. 
                  It would be advantageous to focus on Falkland as much as possible without increasing the front. 













 
Leopoldo Galltieri:  (Oh Shivah, you have to believe this bastard.)








 




Margaret Thatcher:  hyeongjeguk Chile .. .. .. .. to the axis of evil, to punish Argentina airspace partnership cooperation ... please .... 














Chile: request accepted .. .. .. .. to .. hyeongjeguk the British Open airspace .. 














Secretary of Defense:  Mr. U.S. Diplomacy








 


 
Leopoldo  Galltieri : No, what's the Chilean fuck?






 






Secretary of Defense:  (Oh, it was unexpected








 


 
Leopoldo Galtieri:  Wow .. I almost got struck by Chile, 
                           but is there a bomber from here?







 



Secretary of Defense:  ㅋㅋ No matter how open you are in Chile, if you 
                   do n't eat in Falkland , will you be bombed? ^ O ^ 
                   








- The United Kingdom -








Royal Air Force: Well ... to have bombed the airport at any enemy air power for the Secretary of Security. 
               The labor is far away ... 












Defense Minister:  so write to bring ultra long-range bombers in the country  










long range bomber Two-Dung 










RAF: ;;; It's 13000km away and it's impossible to use a long-range bomber. 













Secretary of Defense: It  's not impossible to pay taxes to the British Empire Great Britain 













Victor  Lubricator Doo-Dong













Defense Minister: If you run out of fuel every time you run out of fuel to solve this problem !!!!!!!!! 










RAF:  (I'm ignorant but sensible ..?) 









-A few days later-









RAF:  ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ Right. 














Secretary of Defense:  Oh? How many feet does it fit? 










RAF:   am one of the 21 foot bomb to heh .. 



           









Secretary of Defense: It's gay .. I'm ripped to win 







-That time Argentina- 








Shibam !!!!!!!!!!

 












Argentine citizen: ????????????? 












Secretary of Defense:  ???????













Leopoldo Galltieri:  Hey.




















Argentine citizens: ppaeae nooo nooo love juice !!!!!! What the hell is this? Techa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!







 







Secretary of Defense:  Wow; Fuck these crazy british guys ... I'm flying 13000km just to make a hole in this tiny airport 
                  .








 

Leopoldo Galtieri:  Ha ...




 




 

Leopoldo Galtieri:  (Severe. Strict.) It's a spectacular game.








Secretary of Defense:  c ..... (President's tofu tal one has been mentally broken from the beginning.) 













Citizens of Argentina: Incompetent government gay Teach English George quickly !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!




 
RAF unintentionally launches strategic bombing of Argentine airport 

By bombing all of Argentina with bombardment, the British military had a tremendous strategic effect.









Argentina prepares for air battle with England.







 

Leopoldo  Galltieri : (Oh .. 







 

Leopoldo  Galltieri : Hey, you can't just stay still ...







 

Secretary of Defense:  Right Sir! Rather, let's not hit the British Air Force again! 














Arhen Air Force: ??????










 

Leopoldo Galtieri:  Yeah, for this moment three years of money have been put on the Air Force !!!! 
                          Let's do this with the RAF !!!!!!
                














Arhen Air Force: Uh ... But British pilots aren't batters.










 

Secretary of Defense: What  ? Modern warfare is performance!
Trust                   Almighty Israeli  Mirage Bomber !














Arhen Air Force: (I don't think he's gonna be a British Air Force opponent with that ... fuck.)











 

Leopoldo Galltieri:  Navy Gays













Argentine Navy: ahtta cheap cheap seongnim matgyeoman week syoing 













Mirage squadron Ex-to 












-few hours later - 















bang bang ..... 














Mirage two-round












defense minister:  What are daeneunde openly Thing? 









RAF:  Should we send it to Harrier? 













Secretary of Defense: Is  n't Harrier twice as slow as Mirage 










RAF:  Our egen based on the practical experience gained "skills"  are 













Defense Minister:  ;; muteun is only believe gay! 












Ku-wook













Harrier:  Let's hide King of the bitch today Fuck 














Harrier:  Drew and Drew! F * UCK! 














Mirage flight leader:  .... 







- scrambling ago -








Mirage flight leader:  There nimah wanted to ask'm 











Argentine Air Force: ㅇㅇ why, no- 












Mirage flight leader:  Now that's a mirage refueling device eopdeondeyo we ride? 











Arhen Air Force: ........... Mirage Squadron 












: No haha. So when we get to Falkland, we'll have no fuel. How 
                    many hours of operation? 
                  










Argentine Air Force: I'm ... not hours ... five minutes ... because 







































- again, this time -







Mirage Squad Leader: (Mental Fools ) 5 minutes ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ This is the 21st century Kamikazeno ??? ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ


























Mirage flight leader: Whoa Aaaah al 













Mirage:  seonppang victory 











fluffy











Harrier:  ? 










휙 .. 휙






Mirage flight leader: ????????










 
Mirage:  What is it? Wow; avoid this shit? (Lol)












Mirage Squadron: Where's the Navy Gay? Now it looks good, save me soon ;;;; 














 




Argentine Navy: <away reason: times surijung> 




































Harrier:  Here's my turn heh 














fluffy 



























































Shibam bang !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 










Argentine Air Force: abandoned Herbal remind blown  -year-old Air Force Gay 













RAF:  ? ㅋㅋㅋ blah motha one shot down twice as deossaen gas than our no-man Eno blah ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ
               Archen niggas don't have hands















Secretary of Defense:  LOL It would be creepy if your pilot was our pilot; It's a heat swell part.












 

Secretary of Defense:  .......










 


Leopoldo  Galltieri : Ha .. I don't see the answer.











 

Leopold Galltieri:  No way. Bring out Exzo, created by the French tortured by aliens. 

















Excense, secret weapon from France, can Argentina change its fate?