7 Story of the Chosun Dynasty.TXT

 

Won Kyun:  Yi Soon Shin is a traitor!

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Yi:  ????????? 







Wang: It's  reverse? D?








 

Won Kyun:  Oh, my god, I swear to heaven,

Yi:  What is this dog sound ㅡ ㅡ

 

Wang: I  gave them clothes and raised them in the country.

     Exile Yi Sun-shin right now!

The servants:  Yay .. 










Yi:  Won Kyun fuck Skate buntang ryeonah 








Won Kyun:  'll be confident when you start wars where everything gatno ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ








 

Yi:  I feel like a country

SJS:  Let's go to the three soldiers

 

Yi:  How far are you walking?

Hospital: You need  to walk 2500 Lee (1000km)

Admiral Yi :







 

 

Yi:  I think I heard it wrong 250 right?

Byeongjol:  No, I'm .. 2500 re-fit 










Yi:  eok ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ it's blah inde 1000 Li Hanyang (400km) from Seoul to Busan 
           should be Eno's math you learned in the law which Institute blah ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ       



 

Byeongyol:  Nem So, until we reach the remaining 1500 Li (650km) quota

        Former shipbuilding land circled the block around exile arrived you.Put ㅎㅎ 









Yi:  and  








- at the time when the Korean nation-








servants:  Ao arrived what exiled wife Lina 2500 spins sul

​        1000리면 한양에서 부산까지 레이스찍고 남아서 하프마라톤도 뛰는데​ ​

신하2 : 아니 ㅎㅎ 법은 「명나라」형꺼 똑.같.이 써야한다니깐?????

           우리컨셉이 명나라 똥꼬빨기인거 몰라? 왜자꾸 찡찡거리여 ㅡㅡ

신하 : 야이 또라이새끼야 2500리면 찡찡거릴만 하지

         니네때문에 우리가 씹선비소리 듣잖아

​         빨리 상소문이나 올.려.라 (씹진지)

신하2 : 좆까 안바꿔 ㅗ  ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이새끼 지가 유배갈까봐 쫄려서 ㅈㄹ하는거보소
          어짜피 내가 유배갈껏도 아님ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

          꼬우면 영의정 달던지^오^ㅗ

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신하 : (머리가 멍해진다)

그리하여 조선의 유배법은 2500리 , 3000리를 채울때까지 뺑뺑이를 돌려서 목적지에 도착하게 했다











명나라 : 저새끼들 장애인이구나..







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뉴턴 : 내 사과 모르는 게이 없제?
 

뉴턴이라는 과학자는 말년에 조폐국장 생활을 하면서





 

신문을 보다가 'South Sea Company' 라는 테마주 광고에 눈독을 들이게됨.







 

Newton, who has fallen for the promise of a tremendous rate of return ... 







Citizen: Newton !! No way !!!!! 










Newton: Who am I! Newton predicts the movement of the celestial body. WIN !!!!!!!!!

         . For the movement of "equity" side to the main town. 








Citizens: Newton .. astronomy and nine different stocks. Stocks are you investing in human error. 








Newton: Yes you Amy 







few days after







Newton:  Han Going 







-A similar time Japan opposite the earth- 










<Given futures options market developed> 







Doo-Dung







Japan: People gay men,  let's look at this graph from now on 








People of Japan:  Uh ... yeah yes Japan ... !!! !!!!!!! A 





few days later,









Japanese people:  Wow ..








 

Japanese people: From  now on, we only need to see that graph

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This graph later became the origin of the Bonchart that modern stockbrokers looked at all day.

-Similar times  Joseon-






Sukjong:Attention everyone !!!!!!!!!! 








Subordinates: Yes-Lee







Sookjong: From now on for commerce in the country.









Subordinates: (In preparation for writing the opposite rumor)








Sukjong:I will issue a notice of Sangpyeong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 











Servants: Your Majesty !!!! Sangpyeong notification is not Te Chaa !!!!!! 
           I love you! 











Sukjong: Ah fuckers 










Joseon was finally starting a monetary economy out of a chewy barter economy. 




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end of 18th century







 

Qing Dynasty Officials:  No King Chew? Why on earth

                     Did you dump the chew? It took a while to come ^^? (Deep tightness)

Yoshino:  Okay ... I'm cheating.





 

Qing Dynasty Officials:  (Dongjin Earthquake) ...? 







Park Jiwon:  I am afraid that foreigners will invade the road that is the foundation of the country.
       

Wang:  Well, I'm in favor of cheating people again ^ Oh ^ My 
      fault ㅅㄱㄹ

Park Ji-won: ( Ah.



 

 "Gyeongsangdo people do not know shrimp, and peace do not know the taste of persimmon and potatoes.

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Beach people are common enough to feed shrimp and sardines, but Hanyang people can't even see.

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All of these reasons are because there is no cart . "

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Qing Dynasty officials:  Because of the externality that may or may not come

                     Joseon is really crazy

By the way, it takes 

less than a month to get to Wa-gun, the Qing-gun, or Hanyang , whether or not there is a road . 




Schrödinger:(? My cat several hundred years or more before the election furnace ...)






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Imjin










Konishi: I still ancestors have left the capital and went away will not believe it.

           How did you get here

Konishi:  How did you get here !!!!! Kihiheheheg (Spirited) 










Longevity:  The morale of the soldiers is not just this.








 

Soldier:  When I came to Hanyang, I grabbed my ancestors and knew I would go home.

          So I fought and marched like crazy.

Konishi:  I thought so too.




 

 

Soldier:  So do you keep on marching until your ancestors catch it? ... 









Konishi:  Yeah.

Fur-rot









soldiers:  ancestors..burals .. tears .. tears .. chews.














 

Yes, even in times of crisis in Japan, you have to go to the end of your capital to







 

Of course, it's only natural to go happily without running away.

 

Ancestors:  Striking with Pluto

        I'm going to sway with the fluctuations and then I will go to Ming dynasty.

 

Ancestors:  Fuck you guys like Wamba strip bread 










Pyongyang people:  Do not fight against us with the Japanese army! 











Filigree:  lead - Well 












fathers:  Fuck crabs 



















Longevity: ㄹㅇ Jochen Culture Shock Death yo ...











 

Ming-kun:  Hey, I'm in front of you, why is the road so open?

               Can't spread; (Tight)

 

Ancestors:   Amolang !!! Can't we listen to that now?

           Take your money and send it to the soldiers.

So Ming made a local procurement plan 








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Ming army barely entered the Chosun territory- Ming army: Oh, I'm hungry.






 

Joseon Merchant:  Oh, come on. Ha 








Ming:  Here I will give you some silver.





 

 

Shipbuilding trader:  ?? 









Ming-kun:  No. Give me some rice here

 

 

Joseon Merchant:  What the hell is this?

 

Joseon had no money concept at that time

 

Joseon merchant: I   'll change it to fish or herbs

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Ming Army:  ........ 









Ming Army   : Fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're here to help brotherhood. We're here to film the laws of the jungle. 





That military allies being happened the unprecedented situation of plundering the local 





five 



sick Horan 






Android:  Kyoto Kane ㅠㅠ all here put to the Qing Dynasty, the kids here 







: generals  I knew it ppopdeut a volley troops Marin after disturbances damn messes pulled ㅎㅎ 







artificial:  Okay .. Yeah .. We had a "gungun" that we learned from being beaten by Japan !!!!!!!! 








Generals:  ^ SON ^ We will go out and melt the Qing Dynasty children! 








Injo:  Believe in gay gay yigi 




-confrontation-







Qing cavalry:  c  . 









Joseongun 50,000 people a two-round









Qing cavalry:  one ranks matchuja 












kkaljjak  













kkaljjak 











joseongun:  Kyoto Kyoto Kane Kane ㅠㅠㅠ eonnya me say a damn kkaljjak daegui ㅠ ㅠㅠㅠ
















 

Korean Army:  Otoke !! Otoke !!! Yes!!!! Now shoot !!!!!!!!

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 Tangtangtaratatang 







Qing Cavalry:  ???






 

 

Joseon Advisor:  Yai asshole !!!!!!!!!!!!!

                   Why do you shoot a gun that only takes a few minutes to reload?

 

Qing Cavalry:   ??? .. Assault !! (No way 2)

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The Qing soldiers are looking at me.

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Joseon Advisor:  Kiyaapyaak ..

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To make matters worse, the advisors

 

Embers fell tteuryeoseo place jaengyeo powder keg to explode in the chain of ... ㄹㅇ for JI 





















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After the Imjin War



 

In Japan, the Tokugawa shogunate party is heard 

in Japan that there is still a lot to learn pottery besides the shipbuilding 

request a dispatch carrier not yeogyeotneun





Joseon envoys: ethem scholar passes Give way because it is the way 




the party arrived at 






the two-round 







service provider: 









Japanese children:  ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ Are you going to fight against magic spells today? 
                  I learned 200 Chinese characters today. Iki ~ 










News Agency: (By this asylum ..) 



There 
are not only tile houses in the city  . . 






News agency: Do you have any idea here? 









Receptionist:  Where sir king lived was still a long way to go to Kyoto is - Kyoto - 
            and here is the "Osaka", heh. 
         











Carriers: Ha ~ sister Jovi chi ~ 







And Korean delegation envoys were at the time the Japanese tycoon scholars 

to Arai Hakuseki and discussion that there is ..TXT







Arai:  I'm not this look Juneau geoim ㅇㅂ taken from the Dutch State (Netherlands)? 










News Agency: ㅁㅈ ㅎㅎㅎ 2 ㅎ 










Arai: Gay  , don't you know that? .. I'm in Europe (Europe) Ikiya  










News Agency: ?? Where is gay Europe? 










Arai:  ... (What a fucking caveman cubs are replaced Ao Ao) 











Carrier:What is Italy? 













Arai:  Yay, you guys, don't you have world wars? 













News Agency:  (It seems like it was ...) 












News agency:  Gay, but we are the only country that continues the tradition of Chinese tradition  
              . You too? ㅇㅇㅈ

Arai:  There Xiao Qing Am dwinyeon O ye have already hold tight









 

Arai: Are  you proud of the old Ming Dynasty wearing only Ming's clothes?

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All of the houses considered to have one million houses are tiled houses, and the house of Osaka's sign is more than ten times the size of the largest mansion of Joseon, with copper pillars and golden interiors. This luxury is abnormal. The size of the town is about 40 km and everyone is prospering. can not believe it. The fact that it was a paradise in Chinese legend was a matter of Osaka. Could there be such a wonderful city in the world? It is 10000 times the development of downtown Hanyang. Although there is an interpreter in Beijing, he said, `` Beijing's prosperity is also losing to Osaka. ''  - gimingyeom "Nitto Jiang is " Candles






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subjects: Japanese shame not to go get shit or not almam









servant: because our world In'm fishing under the Qing ㅎㅎ







servants, 2: All-odd times been drifting in and Busan ... 
         they I'm from Arantan (Netherlands).








Jeongjo:  What is Arantantan (Netherlands)? Do you know? 









Officials:  Me me know that blah ㅋㅋㅋ












servants 2 (not your bitch ahneuncheok Dog Dog kkeopno ㅉㅉ)










tank:  Yeah, tell me ㅇㅇ












servants:  That the Taiwanese are referring to the recently annexed to the Qing Lim ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ bomyo in book














(Note to Taiwan 100 years also happened to subjugate the Qing time standards more than negative're hitting dwitbuk a word), 









but these servants is dapsigo friendly young ones matjanggu during







his servants:and City are also recyclable write he should read a lot of books ㅋㅋ ahneungeo sol manne





and chastity are more spoonful scooping









tank: I ve much rice granary days this haebwara eoke I'll get much better so this also ahneungeo blah








servants: .... (Ano it I woojjae ...)




to do the servants of Adak Abandoned and the Dutch position remains a mystery in Joseon